Wrong port at Oracle

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Wrong port at Oracle

(Verse 1)
In the world of databases, there's a big house,
Oracle is the name, but today nothing goes out.
The config is written, but an error sneaks in,
The port is set wrong, oh no, that's a sin!

(Chorus)
Oh, Oracle, Oracle, why do you do this to me?
The wrong port makes me anything but happy, oh gee!
Connection fails, I search for the flaw,
But with the right port, it works again, hurrah!

(Verse 2)
I search in all the logs, but can't find the mistake,
The database stays silent, no light at the end of the break.
But then I see the port, oh, what a fuss,
A small typo, and everything's a bust!

(Chorus)
Oh, Oracle, Oracle, why do you do this to me?
The wrong port makes me anything but happy, oh gee!
Connection fails, I search for the flaw,
But with the right port, it works again, hurrah!

(Bridge)
The moral of the story, watch the ports well,
Because a small error can quickly break the spell.
But once you know it, it never leaves your sight,
The database runs smoothly, and you're back in the light!

(Chorus)
Oh, Oracle, Oracle, why do you do this to me?
The wrong port makes me anything but happy, oh gee!
Connection fails, I search for the flaw,
But with the right port, it works again, hurrah!