AMI Kitchen (Bake That Image)

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🎵 AMI Kitchen (Bake That Image)

[Intro]

Welcome to the AMI Kitchen
Preheat the EC Two
Single sign on ready
What could possibly go wrong?

[Verse 1]

Started with an old image
From a dusty golden age
Spin up brand new environment
Cloud cuisine on center stage

Create a shiny namespace
Hope it’s not already there
If it says it still exists
We just smile like we don’t care

Certificate cooking
DNS on the way
If the operator crashes
We just blame it anyway

[Pre-Chorus]

Stir it in the cluster
Let the containers rise
If the logs are getting angry
We just close our eyes

[Chorus]

Bake that image
Spin it slowly
Preheat EC Two for me
Bake that image
Nice and clean
Serving cloud delicacy

If the job runs through the night
And the build looks right
We publish that name
Like a chef in the spotlight

Bake that image
Bake that image

[Verse 2]

Single sign on login
Permissions feel alright
Check the namespace access
Looks green in the light

Find the IP address
Through a tiny tunnel ride
Secure copy crawling
Like old modem dial inside

Hours of transmission
Coffee getting cold
Watching little progress bars
Moving far too slow

[Pre-Chorus]

Patch it or full version
Season it with care
If it boots without complaining
We’re almost there

[Chorus]

Bake that image
Spin it slowly
Preheat EC Two for me
Bake that image
Nice and clean
Serving cloud delicacy

If the job won’t crash again
And the logs stay tame
We crown the new AMI
With a shiny name

Bake that image
Bake that image

[Bridge]

Start the baking job
Please don’t fall apart
Watching cloud automation
Like modern kitchen art

If it fails — we don’t get mad
We just say “one more”
Round and round the oven goes
Like many times before

[Final Chorus]

Bake that image
Spin it slowly
Preheat EC Two for me
Bake that image
Golden brown
Best deployment in the town

Unless something breaks again
Then we do the same
Back inside the AMI Kitchen
Bake that thing again

Bake that image
Bake that image