You Can’t See My Beautiful Face

Lyrics

[Intro – spoken chaos]
Hello? … Hello?!
Can you hear me?!
…We can’t see you!

[Ensemble]
WE CAN’T SEE YOU!

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[Verse 1 – Lead]
Monday morning, first call starts
Coffee ready, open charts
“Good morning team!” – nice and bright
But your camera says: “Not tonight”

[Colleague 1]
I see nothing!

[Colleague 2]
Just your name!

[Colleague 3]
Sounds like you’re inside a game!

[Ensemble – building]
Lagging voices, broken screen
Same old chaos, same routine!

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[Pre-Chorus – dramatic]
Someone shouts across the line:
“Are you there or just online?!”

[ALL – punch]
YOU’RE ON MUTE!!

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[Chorus – big hook]
We can’t see your beautiful face! (face!)
Lost in some digital space! (space!)
You’re talking loud, but there’s no trace
Of anything in this call!

We can’t see your beautiful face! (face!)
Frozen in time and place! (place!)
Something’s broken in this case
The system just won’t play along!

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[Verse 2 – playful]
“I’ll just share my screen real quick”
Wrong display – classic trick
Desktop full of random stuff
Memes and folders, that’s enough!

[Colleague]
Vacation background!

[Another]
Burning site!

[Another]
Server’s dying out of sight!

[Lead]
Tropical beach behind your chair
But real life’s on fire somewhere!

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[Ensemble – fast chaos]
Click here! Click there!
Why’s it broken everywhere?!

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[Pre-Chorus]
“One more thing!” – we all know
This will take another show…

[ALL – punch]
NO!!

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[Chorus – bigger]
We can’t see your beautiful face! (face!)
Lost in some digital space! (space!)
You’re talking loud, but there’s no trace
Of anything in this call!

We can’t see your beautiful face! (face!)
Frozen in time and place! (place!)
Something’s broken in this case
The system just won’t play along!

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[Bridge – dramatic slow]
[Soft voice]
Did you try restarting now…?

[Echo Ensemble]
Now… now…

[Another voice]
Maybe it’s the network flow…?

[Whisper]
No one really seems to know…

[Build up]
Maybe… maybe…

[ALL – explode]
IT’S ALWAYS THE SYSTEM!!

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[Break – comedy]
“…oh… I was on mute.”

(Silence)

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[Final Chorus – over the top]
We can’t see your beautiful face! (FACE!!)
Gone without a single trace! (TRACE!!)
The call collapses in disgrace
Exactly when it matters most!

We can’t see your beautiful face! (FACE!!)
Same old bug we can’t erase! (ERASE!!)
It’s never us, we win the case
The system is the guilty ghost!

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[Outro – quiet irony]
Same time tomorrow, same old place…
We still won’t see your beautiful face…